Joke - Number 2 from Rufus the Chicken
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Bob Dylan : How many roads must one chicken cross?
Colonel Sanders : I missed one?
Jack Nicholson : 'cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
O.J. : It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Roseanne Barr : Urrrrrp. What chicken?
Zsa Zsa Gabor : It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which, thank goodness, are good, dahling.
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