Joke - Number 6 from Rufus the Chicken
Three rich brothers each wanted to do something special for their elderly mother on Mother's Day. The first
brother bought her a huge house. The second brother gave her a limousine, with a driver. The third brother
remembered that his mother used to love to read the Bible, but couldn't see well anymore, so he got her a
specially trained parrot that could recite any verse from the Bible on demand.
Soon, the brothers received thank-you notes from their mother. The first son's note said, "The house you
bought me is much too big! I only live in a small part of it, but I have to clean the whole thing!" The second son
got a note that said, "I rarely leave the house anymore, so I hardly use the limo you gave me. And when I do
use it, the driver is so rude!" The third son's note said, "My darling baby boy, you know just what your mother
loves! The chicken was delicious!"
<< Previous Joke
| Back to Index | Next Joke >>